FAVORITE QUOTES:

a collaboration of some of my favorite's that I've heard, seen, read or said.

"I'm into life, you know? I feel like i just want to suck every drop of juice out of it and then fuck it to death and pass out." - penelope cruz

"WHITEY WILL PAY "- unknown

"What does it matter? Upside down they're all the same!" - Angela the Brave when trying to remember some guys name.

"whatever you are - be a good one" - Abraham Lincoln *does this apply when u just want to be a jackass? hmmm.....

" I believe there's a place for all of God's animals - right next to my mashed potatoes and gravy!" - unknown , but by-God it had to be from some redneck!

"my only job now is to keep my daughter off the pole!" - Chris Rock, on fatherhood

"I cant help it if God appointed me to take care of all the ladies" - my father on his pimp-hood

"i remember the time i was kidnapped and they sent my father a piece of my finger. he said he wanted more proof." - rodney dangerfield

"the true revolutionary is guided by feelings of love" - che guevara